Yep, I have been a slacker with my posts lately. With the elections, thanksgiving and now Xmas around the corner, I have been a bit busy. I know, excuses, excuses. Well, I'm back, hopefully I'll be just as funny as before. Today's topic: The Nightmare Before Christmas. You know what I'm saying the hectic shopping… Continue reading HECTIC
While getting back into the dating scene, I have thought to myself: that was a total douche-bag move. Chances are the person probably isn't a complete douche-bag (from here on out I will use DB as my mom reads these - Hey Mom!) but I have devised a list of qualities that you can quiz… Continue reading How to spot a Douche-Bag
Sex, yep, Sex. I'm gonna talk about it. What is the old saying those that can't, teach? In my case those that don't, talk? or give interesting advice. My first piece to everyone: Get a Period App!!! Women this will help you track your period so you don't have any surprises at the office, grocery… Continue reading Sex – get a Period App
That is the real life question. To Diet or not to Diet. Are we just supposed to know when to do this? Because if so, I think that gene is missing from my DNA. I like food, I like to eat. I'm not "fat" but I am chunky. The weird thing is I used to… Continue reading To Diet or not to Diet…
I love movies. No, I mean I LOVE MOVIES. I can watch a movie 50 times. In fact with my favorite movies I can recite most lines by heart. The Blind Side, Grease, Princess Bride, Princess Diaries, The Avengers, Rocky Horror, Captain America...etc. My movie taste is eclectic to say the very least. I can… Continue reading Internet Only
I've decided at 44 I should be starting to venture out on my alcohol. Isn't it true that our taste buds change every seven years or something like that? If not, it should be true. I have decided to venture out and see what different liquors I might like. I have always been a vodka… Continue reading Bourbon – oh heck no.
How many of you work all day, then come home and have to cook for people? I have kids to cook for but I am a commuter so two hours of my day is spent in my car. Which means when I walk in the door it's already 6:30 at night. The first thing out… Continue reading What’s for Dinner???
It's Monday, Friday or hell Sunday morning, and you are supposed to be somewhere, what is your best excuse to get out of it? Do you lie, evade the commitment/invitation or tell the truth? I have found myself in some precarious situations where I am stuck doing something I don't want to do, but yet… Continue reading Your Best Excuse…
How many times have you heard the old saying, If you are drinking alone you might be an alcoholic? Bah! Whatever is my response to that. Or what I usually tell people is, "I'm not drinking alone, I have a dog." I mean seriously? Because I am single and don't have a significant other to… Continue reading Get a Pet or are you an alcoholic?
I don't sleep at night. I have been known to grocery shop at 3am or mop the floors in my house at 1am. From what I understand this is normal "for a woman my age." Um, what the hell does that mean? My age? I am 44. I am not a dinosaur. I am not… Continue reading Trouble Sleeping
I know, it's a little early to think about Halloween and costumes. NOPE! My work is cutthroat when it comes to this particular holiday. This is the holiday we treat the way most people treat Christmas. We are the Griswold's of Halloween. If you don't know who that is quit reading my blog. The department… Continue reading Halloween Time
You have been there. You have your Smart phone and you send a text to someone important: boss, mom, ex etc. and your phone does the one thing you DON'T want it to do. AUTO-CORRECT! You know you swiped or tapped out the correct word but low and behold your "phone" thinks you are wrong… Continue reading The Beloved Auto-correct Feature