Well, I know it's been a hot minute since I wrote down any of my thoughts, so I've got a few stored up. Lol. The title is a bit unusual for me but I figured it would at least give you an idea of what this was going to be about. Food for thought on… Continue reading The similarities of getting over heart break and quitting smoking…
Wow has it been a hot minute since I've written anything. My apologies to all three of my loyal followers. LOL. Since the last time I've written anything quite a bit has changed in my life so I'll catch you up to speed. For the last year or so everyone has been telling me "YOU… Continue reading How did they know???
When I was really young I used to think that only certain people were beautiful. The women they put on the cover of fashion magazines, those people were beautiful. They were actresses and models, skinny and perfect in every way. As I get older I have realized that everyone is beautiful in their own way. … Continue reading Everyone is Beautiful
My best friend teases me that I suck at identifying someone who is flirting with me. This is prbly true as the last guy who flirted with me I actually had to ask him if he was. Yes, I will admit I am socially awkward and do not pick up on cues, signals whatever it's… Continue reading How good are you at flirting?
Men supposedly reach their sexual prime between 18 and 20 and I remember hearing things about women reaching their prime in their 40's. Of course at 45 I had to do some research on this theory. Slow your thoughts folks, I meant researching by Google, not first hand research. Although... no, never mind. Of course,… Continue reading I thought my 40’s were going to be all about Sex?
Did I ever think this would happen? No. I always thought I would have something to say during an Awkward Moment. Usually it is something completely inappropriate but I always had some great (sarcastic) thing to say. Who knew I could ever draw a blank in the middle of a conversation. Well, to be honest,… Continue reading Awkward Moments
I am so excited I could pee myself. I get a whole week with her!!! Brook is coming for a visit. Of course, this means I have to clean my house, buy wine and of course Motrin (hangovers help). A whole week of Day Drinking!!! My bestie is prbly the most wonderful person in the… Continue reading My Bestie is COMING!!!
Ok, I am at a spot in life that I answer to NO ONE! I don't live with anyone (sans the kiddos), I am not dating anyone and I am only responsible for my own decisions. Therefore I do not care about what anyone thinks of me and it will stay that way. The caring… Continue reading I am VELMA!
Slump: The moment you realize if Starbucks delivered you would never leave your house. I guess this could also be considered a Hermit's lifestyle. But I know for me it is a slump. I would prefer not to see anyone, speak to anyone, or do anything. I have kids though so this is not a… Continue reading In a Slump – this is not about Baseball
It's that time of year again. Every January I get this weird idea that I should open a gym called Resolutions and in February switch it to a bar. I think Resolutions are great, only if you are serious, otherwise I think people just set them self up for failure. Resolutions are great intentions if… Continue reading Resolutions- we all have them
While getting back into the dating scene, I have thought to myself: that was a total douche-bag move. Chances are the person probably isn't a complete douche-bag (from here on out I will use DB as my mom reads these - Hey Mom!) but I have devised a list of qualities that you can quiz… Continue reading How to spot a Douche-Bag
I've decided at 44 I should be starting to venture out on my alcohol. Isn't it true that our taste buds change every seven years or something like that? If not, it should be true. I have decided to venture out and see what different liquors I might like. I have always been a vodka… Continue reading Bourbon – oh heck no.